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Posted by Elton Jaundice on April 28th, 2010 in C. Talmadge, Interludes

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“That look? You mean ‘that cunnilingus’,” replied Troi, giving Crusher a sly look. “You haven’t had dirty sex till you’ve had pincers in your shit.”

“I’ll pass, thanks,” said Crusher, looking back as Picard strolled in.

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From the turbolift strolled a tall, suave Hispanic man with flowing chocolate-brown hair and piercing mocha eyes. His uniform accentuated every curve, from his muscular pecs to his “holy shit what did you get me for Christmas” package.

“Hello, all. I am honored to serve amongst such beautiful people,” said Eduardo, gesturing among the crowd. “…except for that one,” he added, pointing at Worf. “You are all sexy strangers to me, but it is my deepest hope that soon, you will be my sexy comrades.” With that, he strode over to Tactical and placed both of his strong, sensual hands on the panel.

“Your — your accent, it’s beautiful,” said Riker, smiling weakly.

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“Ahem,” said Picard, clearing his throat. “Worf, you are being demoted to Cargo Bay 4 Watchman. Sorry.”

“Cargo Bay 4! But that’s where all the crazy shit happens!”

“What, like plasma fires, subspace anomalies, leaks, explosions, firefights, anal rapings, and unpleasant fisticuffs?” said Riker?

“Yeah, like those,” said Worf in a small voice.

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“Are you sure it isn’t another imposter, like in season four?” asked Wesley.

“I think that was season five,” added Troi.

“Of course it isn’t. Do you really think we’d fall for that old trick more than once?” asked Picard, a smug look on his face.

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“Fuck off,” said Worf. “How about that?”

Dr. Crème laughed. “That’s all you got? You’re a douche.”

The group was silent, jaws open wide. Eduardo raised an eyebrow from the back of the crowd, suspicious.

Picard flung his hands up, staring at the ceiling. “We’re finished! This effulgent charlatan from the far reaches of time will send us to our doom, surely!” With that, he fell to the ground and began walking in circles on his side, like in the Simpsons (or in my computer room, if you’re Trixie.)

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“How did you beat him?” said a curious young Wesley.

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“Well, I guess I’ll go to Cargo Bay 4,” said a dejected Worf, hands not on hips.

“The end,” said Geordi.

“Worf’s Ouchie”

Posted by Elton Jaundice on April 21st, 2010 in C. Talmadge, Interludes

(Recovered from the Hello Kitty diary of Cornelius Talmadge.)

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“Yep. We can even knock out Riker and use him for target practice.”

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“Thanks.”

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“Hey!” yelled Riker again. “What about me?”

“You’re not crying, so stop being a pussy and shut up! Or I’ll kick you so hard Beverly’ll have to use you for Targ food!”

“Sorry,” said Riker, sniffling.

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Posted by Elton Jaundice on April 21st, 2010 in Administravia, Imagery

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Posted by Elton Jaundice on April 7th, 2010 in E. Jaundice, Interludes

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Posted by Elton Jaundice on March 31st, 2010 in C. Talmadge, Interludes

(Recovered from the Hello Kitty diary of Cornelius Talmadge.)

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A DARK CONFLUENCE OF EVENTS

Posted by Elton Jaundice on March 16th, 2010 in Administravia

Well, that was an interesting seven months.

I would apologize for my lengthy absence, but there wasn’t much I could do about it, and the apology would be insincere, anyways. Apologies are much like Creationism to me, in that I believe they are only for fools.

As much as I would like to talk about the last half year, I probably shouldn’t. Certain legal matters are still pending, and discussing them may not help my case(s), should I ever return or be returned to the States.

Anyway — moving on to business.

Starting tomorrow, the sordid tales that bear the moniker “Star Trek Interludes” will begin to make their way to the Web for your filthy enjoyment. Assuming I am not incarcerated, a new Interlude should be posted to the tune of once a week, most likely on Wednesday or Thursday. There is a vast archive of Interludes, some quite old, so this endeavor should be able to proceed for some time. Tomorrow’s is fittingly themed around the tired “holiday” of St. Patrick’s Day still celebrated by the ignorant masses.

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Indeed they will, my friend. I shall make certain of it.

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Posted by Elton Jaundice on August 16th, 2009 in Administravia

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