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“Worf’s Ouchie”

Posted by Elton Jaundice on April 21st, 2010 in C. Talmadge, Interludes

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Posted by Elton Jaundice on April 7th, 2010 in E. Jaundice, Interludes

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“Fresh New Eyes”

Posted by Elton Jaundice on March 31st, 2010 in C. Talmadge, Interludes

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Posted by Elton Jaundice on March 16th, 2010 in Administravia

Well, that was an interesting seven months.

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